Isn't The Motto Protect and SERVE?

So I am running on time (a.k.a. early, because I am 10 min early everywhere I go. I know, annoying) to my doctor appointment UNTIL I run into some traffic. There's one thing to deal with traffic because of the rain. Another to deal with traffic on the highway, but when it's in the rain AND at a stop light intersection....some work needs to be done to correct it. This is where you come in Mr. Police Officer.

And standing in the middle of the road with your thumb up your ass is NOT the kind of work I am talking about.

Seriously, your motto not only says protect, but SERVE. And serving in this case would be telling us to move AROUND the large tow truck pulling the car out of the mud. But no, you are just standing there staring like a child at the zoo watching the bears. COME ON!!! I have a doctor appointment to get to! FUNCTION those glove wearing hands.

So I took it upon myself to do a U-TURN right in front of his standing doing nothing self and found a new way for traffic to go. I was the leader of the pack. Everyone followed me. And THAT Mr. Police Officer is how it's done!