Dear Mr. Honky Honkerton

(I was a passenger in the car when the following happened, but it still rings true.)

Dear Impatient Honker,

When you pull out in front me, cut me off and then get into the passing lane....when I remain in my lane but pass your sorry ass because there is a car turning in front of you making you have to stop....DO NOT HONK AT ME. No need to hate because you made a mistake and got in the wrong lane.