*For those of you who read my FB status updates, these might be a bit redundant, but I had to write them in my blog so when I am 80 and I can't remember my own name, I can look back on my "cool" blog that I had when I was younger and read about these funny moments.
Son: If I wore socks on my hands would my fingernails grow slower?
Me: What?
Son: Well, because my toe nails grow a lot slower than my fingernails.
Son: I want a huge 63" TV in my college dorm. (said when he was 12)
Me: Clearly, no studying will be done in your room if that happens. Well, whatever you do make sure to call me every week.
Son: Ok, I will when I can but I might be hanging out with my girl.
Son: I'm watching that! (This said to me when referring to the Lingerie Football League where girls are basically Victoria's Secret models in shoulder pads running around on the football field.)
Me: I bet.
Son: Mom, I'm growing up....and I really just want to see the football.
Son: Let's roll out hot. (meaning, let's go)
Me: So who did you sit with at lunch today?
Son: No one.
Me: What? Why not? What happened to sitting with your one friend...
Son: He cusses a lot and I don't want to start cussing, so I'd rather sit alone
- next day -
Me: Who did you sit with today at lunch?
Son: My friend (the cuss friend). I told him that if he cusses that I would shove a donut up his nose.
Love the donut up the nose line. You are raising him well!
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