So I hit up the Lincoln County Fair in Troy this past weekend. It was filled with firsts for me and a lot of fun that included a Demolition Derby, The Trailer Choir, Gretchen Wilson, and a bitch who kept saying to my face, "Could you be any uglier...." because she thought I was talking to her man. Clearly, she was young, had no idea who I was and apparently didn't realize the large man standing next to me (holding my hand) who also happened to be my boyfriend.
As much as I tried to play it off, it still tends to sting when you are called ugly. I was already feeling self conscious because it was 500 degrees in the shade, I had sweat dripping from all parts of my body, and my bangs that I tried to wear all cute on my forehead, were clearly not cooperating with me.
I do look forward to going back next year. Who knew that cowboy boots and short shorts were still very much the "in" trend going on. I've been looking for a reason to break mine out again.
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