I might be a little late in starting my "funny sh*t my son says" list....but it's never too late, right? So I am starting now.
Tonight:
Son: Hey mom?
Me: Ya?
Son: Do socks keep your toe nails from growing?
Me: (holding in the laughter and attempting composure) I don't think so, why?
Son: Because my toe nails grow slower than my finger nails.
Me: Hmmm. Interesting observation. Maybe the thinner the nail, the quicker it grows. Toe nails tend to be thicker. At least that is the case with my big toe.
Son: (Silence.)
Hey, it was my most logical sounding answer.
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