Won't You Not Be My Neighbor.

I hate my next door neighbor. Hate, I know is a strong word for someone I think I have said 3 words to total since moving in (in June). But here is a list of things that irritate me regarding my neighbor....

1. She takes showers at midnight. Now everyone is entitled to a take a shower or bathe themselves when they so choose, but when you share a wall with me...I would LOVE if you chose to use the running water between the hours of 7am and 10pm.

2. If showering at that time was bad enough, if you are going to shower when the rest of the world sleeps....DO NOT open your shower door with force. Is there something wrong with attempting to make as little noise as possible? She ya, she sounds like an elephant getting into the shower. Slamming of the doors, and I swear she jumps into the shower. For GOD'S sake....a little bit of consideration for the neighbor you share a wall with???!!! And AT MIDNIGHT??! Please.

3. I won't even mention how loud she watches a movie that has a lot of base to it.

4. And the mother of all annoyances. I swear she DOESN'T know how to drive because her car on, count them, on two occassions has hit my car. I know this because she is the only WHITE car in the area and it's PAINT is now on my car. Granted, she won't leave a note...therefore she is innocent until proven guilty, but that is only in the courts. I know the bitch did it and it angers me beyond belief. Silver lining here? Ummm, not regarding a hit a run.

(Number 4 could potentially be a post of it's own....but I care not to expand yet because I am still fuming from the second hit and run....because I currently am driving a rental car (Chevy Imapala, don't hate! It's hot.) and needing to pay a $500 to get it fixed.)

So needless to say....I am not a fan of my neighbor. Looking forward to the day I do not have to share a wall.